Dear Oster Toaster People [Say it out loud - it's fun.]
While it's perfectly lovely that that my shiny new toaster has a retractable cord "for safety"... and you went so far as to tell me - in three languages, no less! - "When toasting two slices of bread, place one slice in the center of each bread slot. When toasting one slice of bread, place the slice in the center of either bread slot."... would it have killed you to mention that that cord has to be extended at least to some degree before said toaster will actually work?
Bah. Idjits.
While it's perfectly lovely that that my shiny new toaster has a retractable cord "for safety"... and you went so far as to tell me - in three languages, no less! - "When toasting two slices of bread, place one slice in the center of each bread slot. When toasting one slice of bread, place the slice in the center of either bread slot."... would it have killed you to mention that that cord has to be extended at least to some degree before said toaster will actually work?
Bah. Idjits.
2 comments:
Well, it takes all sorts, so they say...
I thought you might like this, since you are inthe idjits frame of mind.;-)
http://www.thisblogrules.com/2009/09/burglar-arrested-after-leaving-his.html
Unbelievable.
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